One of them is seventy years late for his shift. The other built the transmitter out of a tram and a microwave.
Together they read you the real news of Detroit — the way it sounds after the end of the world, through a little radiation interference.
On air since 1957
Arthur “Archie” Whitmore
Announcer · formerly of the BBC Home Service
A BBC announcer who, in 1957, fell asleep beside a live microphone and woke up in the wasteland. Still wears the tie. Still pronounces every consonant. Remains certain that all of this will be sorted out by Tuesday.
Signature lines
“Do keep calm. The authorities are surely on their way.”
“And now, the weather — such as it is.”
On air
Morning bulletin
Weather
Evening news
Born in the Zone
Lesya “Static” Koval
Engineer · night shift · city guide
Grew up in the Zone near Pripyat and built the transmitter with her own hands. Dry, black humour. Knows every street, courtyard and pothole in Kyiv — and which ones glow.
Signature lines
“Archie, the authorities are a fern now.”
“If the street is glowing, take the next one.”
On air
Night shift
Kyiv street report
Commentary
Write to the studio
A few lines for Archie and Lesya. STOP. They read every telegram, and the best go out on air.